Miembros del Centro Vecinal Francisco Tau, mantuvieron un encuentro por el arbolado urbano con los directores de Centros Vecinales y Bromatología y Saneamiento, Sra. Melva Sartor e Ing. Ernesto Borrageros.
Se explicaron los alcances de las actuales normas locales sobre la forestación del ejido municipal y la labor que pueden desarrollar los distintos Centros Vecinales y la Municipalidad.
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Here are some positive, uplifting, and slightly humorous comments for you to use on Farm.FM or similar platforms, where you can also throw in a light jab at the internet’s negativity: — Comedy Club New York City
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Satirical journalism websites: where the headlines make more sense than reality. – spintaxi.com
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I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. — spintaxi.com
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The designer’s talent must be hiding under a rock—permanently.
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The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
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This content is a steaming pile of recycled nonsense.
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